NEWS THIS WEEK:

• The dodgeball tournament is coming to a close… watch at break!!
• Sunday is Mother’s Day!!

IT’S NATIONAL PET WEEK!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I was talking to my teacher after class, so I ran as fast as I could to get to my next class on time.  Turns out, we had a free!”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“I hate it when people are at your house and ask, ‘Do you have a bathroom?’  No, we pee in the yard.”

• Unknown

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

• Groucho Marx

THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
Why should you never date a tennis player?

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

I had a crazy dream last night!  I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda…

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea!