Wolverweek 5/8

May 8, 2023

NEWS THIS WEEK:

The dodgeball tournament is coming to a close… watch at break!!
Sunday is Mother’s Day!!

IT’S NATIONAL PET WEEK!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I was talking to my teacher after class, so I ran as fast as I could to get to my next class on time. Turns out, we had a free!”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“I hate it when people are at your house and ask, ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”

Unknown

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

Groucho Marx

THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
Why should you never date a tennis player?

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda…

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea!

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About the Contributors

Tali Gurule, Editor

Tali Gurule ’27 is an editor and reporter on the Spectrum. Gurule is passionate about news reporting. “I love uncovering compelling stories and sharing them with the Harvard-Westlake community,” Gurule said. Gurule also co-writes Wolverweek, a weekly column about life at the Middle School. Gurule enjoys many leadership positions at Harvard-Westlake. In addition to being editor of the Spectrum, she is co-chair of the student ambassador program and a leader of LAHSO and JCAAC.

Camryn Banafsheha

Camryn Banafsheha ’27 is a first year Spectrum reporter. She enjoys interviewing people, and she truly loves to write as a part of the journalism team. She started off writing as a hobby and loves to write formally for school. She writes the weekly Wolverweek, which gives an overview of the week’s events, athletics, and some funny fails from students. Banafsheha plans on joining the Chronicle at the upper school and to continue pursuing her passion for journalism.

“I just love to write. It’s a great way for me to express myself, and I feel like it’s always been something I’ve been able to do.”

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