NEWS THIS WEEK:

• This Friday is Grandparents Day!!

• MS Spring Instrumental Music Concert on Friday in the Saperstein Theater!!

IT’S NATIONAL MOTHER GOOSE DAY!!

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“I did not trip and fall.  I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.”

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“‘Did you just fall?’  No, I was checking if gravity still works.”

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THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
I had a crazy dream last night!  I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda…

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

Q: What do you call a magic dog?

A: A labra-cadabra-dor.