Wolverweek 5/15
NEWS THIS WEEK:
Flex day on Wednesday!!
Read the Tenth Muse, HW’s literary and arts magazine! Pick up your copy in a dean’s office or in HC313.
IT’S NATIONAL CHOCOLATE CHIP DAY!!
INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:
“When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.”
Unknown
“I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently-exhausted pigeon.”
Unknown
THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:
Q: Why should you never date a tennis player?
A: Love means nothing to them!

Camryn Banafsheha ’27 is a first year Spectrum reporter. She enjoys interviewing people, and she truly loves to write as a part of the journalism team....

Tali Gurule ’27 is a first year Spectrum reporter. After participating in the summer program, she is freelancing her contributions to the community through...