NEWS THIS WEEK:

Last week before Spring Break!!!!!

IT’S INTERNATIONAL DAY OF HAPPINESS!!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I was buying lunch in the cafeteria, and I couldn’t get the scanner to read my ID. It took like three minutes, and there was a huge line waiting behind me!”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”
Emo Philips

“Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.”
Unknown

THIS WEEK’S JOKE:

Where do sheep go for spring break?

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

Q: How does the moon cut its hair?
A: Eclipse it!