NEWS THIS WEEK:

Dodgeball tournament is underway! See the Daily Bulletin for the match schedule

IT’S NATIONAL NAPPING DAY!!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I was napping on the bus in the afternoon, and I missed my stop!”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.”
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“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
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THIS WEEK’S JOKE:

How does the moon cut its hair?

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

Q: What should you add to your soup to make it gold?
A: Fourteen carrots!