NEWS THIS WEEK:

Hope you enjoyed the long weekend!

SCHOOL COUNSELORS:

School counselors remain available to students and parents. In the event of a true emergency, please dial 9-1-1 or 9-8-8 for the LA County Crisis Hotline.

Kelly Decker > [email protected]

Brittany Bronson (MS/US) > [email protected]

IT’S NATIONAL PROCRASTINATION WEEK!!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I fell during court soccer in PE, and the coach started laughing at me.”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
Charles Lamb

“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you just can’t do it.”
Unknown

THIS WEEK’S JOKE:

What should you add to your soup to make it gold?

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

Q: What do you say when the grocery store is out of naan?
A: This is naan-sense!