WolverWeek 3/7
NEWS THIS WEEK:
Hope you enjoyed the long weekend!
SCHOOL COUNSELORS:
School counselors remain available to students and parents. In the event of a true emergency, please dial 9-1-1 or 9-8-8 for the LA County Crisis Hotline.
Kelly Decker > [email protected]
Brittany Bronson (MS/US) > [email protected]
IT’S NATIONAL PROCRASTINATION WEEK!!!

FUNNY FAILS:
“I fell during court soccer in PE, and the coach started laughing at me.”
INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
Charles Lamb
“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you just can’t do it.”
Unknown
THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
What should you add to your soup to make it gold?
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:
Q: What do you say when the grocery store is out of naan?
A: This is naan-sense!

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