NEWS THIS WEEK:

Hope you enjoyed the long weekend!!
Vocal Solo Show on Sunday!

IT’S NATIONAL STICKY BUN DAY!!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I was walking outside the Spanish classrooms near the Senior Garden, and I tripped. Everyone was looking at me from inside the classrooms, and the teacher came out to ask if I was okay.”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“All my life I thought air was free. Until I bought a bag of chips.”
Unknown

“From ages eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
Jarod Kintz

THIS WEEK’S JOKE:

Why isn’t there a clock in the library?

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

Q: What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
A: I have so many problems.