Wolverweek 2/13

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NEWS THIS WEEK:

  • Happy Valentine’s Day on Tuesday!
  • 4 day weekend!!! No school on Friday 2/17 and Monday 2/20!!

 

IT’S NATIONAL CHEDDAR DAY!

FUNNY FAILS:

  • “I was doing library school service by taping the books together, but the tape got stuck to the table and I couldn’t unstick it.”

 

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

  • Jack Handey

 

“When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.”

  • Unknown

 

THIS WEEK’S JOKE:

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

 

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

Q: “RIP boiling water”…

A: “You will be mist.”