NEWS THIS WEEK:

MS Chamber Music and Solo Concert on Friday!!!

IT’S NATIONAL CARROT CAKE DAY!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I was dissecting a cow’s eye in science and my partner spilled gooey vitreous humor all over me.”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just gonna ask them where they’re going and meet up with them later.”
Mitch Hedberg

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Mindy Kaling

THIS WEEK’S JOKE:

“RIP boiling water”…

ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:

Q: What is Forrest Gump’s password?

A: 1 forrest 1