NEWS THIS WEEK:

Come see “Freaky Friday” the musical on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!
Two more weeks before Thanksgiving Break!!!!!

SPORTS GAMES:

No sports games this week!

IT’S NATIONAL YOUNG READERS WEEK!!!!!

FUNNY FAILS:

“I was giving a student ambassador tour and as I turned around to go the other way, I rammed into a wall.”

INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ‘Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?’ Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, ‘We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand-word essay.’”
Charles Schulz

“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles Schulz

JOKE OF THE WEEK…

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

Comment your guesses and we will post the answer in next week’s edition 🙂