NEWS THIS WEEK:
- The dodgeball tournament is coming to a close… watch at break!!
- Sunday is Mother’s Day!!
IT’S NATIONAL PET WEEK!!
FUNNY FAILS:
“I was talking to my teacher after class, so I ran as fast as I could to get to my next class on time. Turns out, we had a free!”
INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:
“I hate it when people are at your house and ask, ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”
- Unknown
“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
- Groucho Marx
THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
Why should you never date a tennis player?
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda…
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea!