NEWS THIS WEEK:
Last week before Spring Break!!!!!
IT’S INTERNATIONAL DAY OF HAPPINESS!!!
FUNNY FAILS:
“I was buying lunch in the cafeteria, and I couldn’t get the scanner to read my ID. It took like three minutes, and there was a huge line waiting behind me!”
INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”
Emo Philips
“Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.”
Unknown
THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
Where do sheep go for spring break?
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:
Q: How does the moon cut its hair?
A: Eclipse it!