NEWS THIS WEEK:
MS Spring Play is this week!!! Catch a show on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday in the Saperstein Theater!
IT’S NATIONAL KICKBALL DAY!!
FUNNY FAILS:
“I was eating and someone knocked a basketball into my plate so the food spilled all over me.”
INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:
“I don’t hate Mondays, I just hate waking up early on Mondays.”
Unknown
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to school.”
Robert Frost
THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
Why did the Yankees sign a contract with a baker?
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:
Q: What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear