NEWS THIS WEEK:
Dodgeball tournament begins this week!!! Good luck to all teams!!
IT’S NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY!!!!!
FUNNY FAILS:
“I was putting on my jacket while I was walking in the rain and I elbowed someone by accident.”
INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” Bill Watterson
“Just tell me when and where and I’ll be there 20 minutes late.” Unknown
THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
What do you say when the grocery store is out of naan?
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK’S JOKE:
Q: Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
A: Because it tocks too much.