NEWS THIS WEEK:
Welcome back! Hope you had a fantastic break!!!
IT’S NATIONAL DRINKING STRAW DAY!!!!!
FUNNY FAILS:
“When I was doing recycling for school service, I dropped one of the bins outside a classroom. The contents spilled everywhere and I had to pick it all up while the students watched.”
INSPIRATION TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK:
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?”
Unknown
“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.”
Unknown
THIS WEEK’S JOKE:
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
ANSWER TO LAST ISSUE’S JOKE:
Which wild animal did well on the exam without studying?
A cheetah!!