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Volume 31

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News you can use for the week of Monday, Jan. 10
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Winners of last season’s Foam Football Foam Bowl from left Alex Nickoll ’25, Cole Grossman ’25 and Matthew Reiter ’25

THIS WEEK’S TOP STORIES

  • English teacher Zachary Greenberg’s baby Lula was born on Jan. 3! He will be out on paternity leave for the rest of the year. We’ll miss you Mr. Greenberg and good luck!
  • The Foam Football League’s third season has begun! While teams have already been drafted, contact Ryder Katz or Alex Nickoll for an opportunity to ref or become a social media adviser.

BIG THINGS COMING UP

OUR NEXT BREAK:

Monday, Jan. 17 Martin Luther King Jr. Day | Three-day weekend! (GET EXCITED PEOPLE)

liFE ADVICE FROM FIONA & EDEN

Dear Fi&E, I’m a girl in ninth grade and I’m really into this guy in seventh grade. What’s your advice for dating a sevvie?

Fi&E: Hey ninth grader! At the end of the day, if you really like someone and they like you back, then you should go for it, even if it means you are dating someone who hasn’t completed Algebra 1. There are benefits to dating a seventh grader! One, they are probably the same height as most of the ninth grade guys anyway, so you’re not missing anything there. Two, they probably frequent the Century City Mall, as we all did in seventh grade, and will be able to buy you anything you want from Shake Shack or the food court when you go there every Friday with his sub 5’5″ friend group.

Email Fiona or Eden with your anonymous advice questions!

Crossword of the Week: Teacher Trivia

 

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